Amuseables Asparagus
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Description
Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for – well, the most world records.
He already holds several impressive titles: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates...
With boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips, Asparagus keeps a clipboard close and dreams big. He’s convinced that if he just adds one more certificate, he’ll achieve his ultimate title: Most Determined Stalk in History.
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Shipping & Returns
Returns
We offer store credit or exchange for any items (excluding sale items, hair accessories, original artwork, books or magazines) that are not completely satisfactory, excluding shipping costs.
Exchanges are accepted within 14 calendar days of the date of receipt or 30 days if received as a gift. Read our full return policy here.

